Family Olympics

http://slatest.slate.com/posts/2012/07/02/romney_olympics_the_romney_family_vacation_in_new_hampshire_.html

Do you remember the episode of South Park where the Mormon family drove by on their way to volunteer at the homeless shelter and yelled "Our faces are painted!" as they drove off? I sure as shit do.

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