This is not a post about fashion. It's about functionality.
All my shorts are too long for this stupid east coast heat and humidity. Being a semi-dwarf doesn't help. So I bought some Patagonia Stand Up shorts. Crazy expensive, but they're pretty much all I could find. Just so you know, the 7" inseam is reasonable, the 5" is not. 8" would be better.
This weather/place is killing me. The AC in my office doesn't work after 5PM, the coffee shop closes at 6, and the public library closes at 7. I might pack it in after my seminar on Wednesday and find a nice coffee shop in Colorado. That's today's daydream, anyway. Back to work.