Last night on the way home from dinner in flip-flops with beer and not much food in my belly (the restaurant was a failure) I saw a snake in the road a few feet from me. It charged us and some Maasai warriors who happened to be right behind me started throwing rocks and their traditional short club/staff at it, then chopped it to bits with their machete. One of the fastest, most aggressive, and deadly snakes in the world. Good times.
And JS thinks my blog has jumped the shark.