Friday, December 16, 2011

Me: I'd like to close my account

WF: I'm sorry to hear that. May I ask why?
Me: Because large banks are evil.
WF: May I ask what makes you think that large banks are evil?
Me: Because I have a PhD in economics and you tanked the world
economy. Not you specifically, but Angelo Mozilo and people like that.
I already zeroed out the account so it should be pretty easy.
WF: Your account has been closed. Thank you for calling.


  1. I'm about to do the same, as soon as I convince myself that the local credit union will meet my need. WF pissed me off this week with two mega-fees. Goodbye.